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Greetings every one, I'm currently looking for a voice actor/actress for the audiobook version of my post apocalyptic series. There are a variety of character voices required with different accents, as well as a wide range of emotions necessary for the narration. I've been perusing Acx.com for auditions but I feel like there's got to be a better way. I've been looking for 5 months. I'm planning on putting a good chunk of change into this so I don't feel like being "picky" is a bad thing. I've just not had the best of luck with hiring someone. If you're interested please send me a message and we can further discuss the project. Or maybe if anyone has any suggestions for me i would appreciate it. Thanks!
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**Verified?** *(This bot cannot verify AMAs just yet)* **Date:** 2014-08-15 **[Link to submission](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2dn0ko/)** (*Has self-text*) Questions|Answers :--|:-- [If you're a guy with a higher voice, what are things you could do to get that deep, raspy kind of voice?](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2dn0ko/i_ama_deepvoiced_voice_actor_ask_me_to_say/cjr51bd?context=5)|Good question. I've had a deep voice since my voice broke when I was 12, so I haven't really done that much to it. |But the longer I do voice acting and the more I do the resonant voice, the more natural it becomes. My throat muscles have adapted to make depth much easier for me. I once read that Richard Burton used to go up into the Welsh mountains to scream so that his larynx would become damaged and give him a deeper voice, but I wouldn't recommend that route. |I started by emulating "Movie-trailer guy" by putting a lot of breath behind the voice to get it to go deeper and raspier. A lot of practise of "This Summer..." and "He was a cop on the edge..." and now I can do it without any effort at all. |You can also try opening your throat as if you are going to yawn. This will increase the size of the resonant cavity and make you sound deeper. [Not asking for a recording, but an answer from one deep-voiced voice actor to one *aspiring* deep-voiced voice actor.](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2dn0ko/i_ama_deepvoiced_voice_actor_ask_me_to_say/cjr9js7?context=5)|Yes, quite a lot of paid roles over the last few years. I don't generally do non-paid stuff at all, but I've been meaning to do one of these for a while. I broke in thanks to a voice response I did to something on reddit. From that I got a paid job and then I went searching and realised that there are a number of voice actor websites that you can pay to subscribe to and go for the auditions posted. [How does that site work?](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2dn0ko/i_ama_deepvoiced_voice_actor_ask_me_to_say/cjr3yqx?context=5)|You sign up, create your profile and add some demos. If people find your demos and like you, they can send you an audition invite. The other sites, such as voices.com and bodalgo.com work in the same way. |If you pay the (pretty high) subscription fee, then you can audition for any of the open auditions that match your profile. When I joined, I got my first job within about a month that paid for the year's subscription. |Should I have spoken the answer? :) [I'm confused where do I go to get you to say things and how?](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2dn0ko/i_ama_deepvoiced_voice_actor_ask_me_to_say/cjr42ti?context=5)|You write here what you want me to say, I'll record it and respond here with a link to it on Soundcloud. [Can you do this? Can you do that? What cant you do? Have you found any difficulties/problems with your voice in your function?](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2dn0ko/i_ama_deepvoiced_voice_actor_ask_me_to_say/cjr97xm?context=5)|I can do both this and that. I can't walk a tightrope. |No general problems with my voice, no. The only times I've had issues is that sometimes, depending on what I've eaten or drunk in the past couple of hours, I might not be able to get as deep as normal very comfortably and it comes out a bit crackly and rough. [How did you manage to become a voice actor?](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2dn0ko/i_ama_deepvoiced_voice_actor_ask_me_to_say/cjr68sl?context=5)|Tis true. There was a boost of confidence from doing some work I got via Reddit (I basically hijacked someone else's thread where they were reading stuff and got offers from that) and then I paid for the subscription to Voice123.com. [I have a deep voice comparable to your own and always seemed to have good control over my voice. I've dreamed a bit about being a voice actor but have no clue as to where I could even start to pursue a career in it. ](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2dn0ko/i_ama_deepvoiced_voice_actor_ask_me_to_say/cjr68sl?context=5)|Follow the link at the top of the AMA. I did it through having a profile on the voice websites and eventually paying the subscription to submit to all available auditions. [Is your voice deeper than Barry Whites?](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2dn0ko/i_ama_deepvoiced_voice_actor_ask_me_to_say/cjr4va7?context=5)|Barry White is a little bit deeper. However, Barry White had a very spikey deep tone and a large resonant cavity. which made his voice sound deeper than mine even at the same pitch. Mine is more Optimus Prime than Barry White. [Have you done any audio books? You have an awesome voice that I wouldn't mind listening to on a long plane ride.](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2dn0ko/i_ama_deepvoiced_voice_actor_ask_me_to_say/cjra8hw?context=5)|I haven't, I'm afraid. I've never ventured in that direction and the editing time for a 3-hour long book is probably another 5 hours on top. At some point I'll look into it. [Question: Are you using some kind of noise gate on your mic set-up? It's so deathly quiet when you're not speaking.](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2dn0ko/i_ama_deepvoiced_voice_actor_ask_me_to_say/cjraxk1?context=5)|I'm in a quiet booth and I manually silence the quiet parts if there are any clicks or anything. Noise gates have a habit of cutting off the first letters of some words. [Could you say 'I am the one who knocks'?](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2dn0ko/i_ama_deepvoiced_voice_actor_ask_me_to_say/cjr5jvi?context=5)|[Link to soundcloud.com](https://soundcloud.com/big-vox/i-am-the-one-who-knocks) [Can you say "some more dirty laundry for you and your goons", " oh baby a triple" or "I'm the sniffer"?](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2dn0ko/i_ama_deepvoiced_voice_actor_ask_me_to_say/cjrdr4i?context=5)|[Link to soundcloud.com](https://soundcloud.com/big-vox/dirty-laundry) |[Link to soundcloud.com](https://soundcloud.com/big-vox/a-triple) |[Link to soundcloud.com](https://soundcloud.com/big-vox/the-sniffer) [Could you please say "Music being spun by a grown man, shirtless in his spare bedroom."?](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2dn0ko/i_ama_deepvoiced_voice_actor_ask_me_to_say/cjr5ayr?context=5)|[Link to soundcloud.com](https://soundcloud.com/big-vox/music-by-a-grown-man) [Also "Fuck her right in the Pussy" just for fun. ](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2dn0ko/i_ama_deepvoiced_voice_actor_ask_me_to_say/cjr5ayr?context=5)|[Link to soundcloud.com](https://soundcloud.com/big-vox/very-offensive) [Can you say.. "Wanna buy some crack?`"](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2dn0ko/i_ama_deepvoiced_voice_actor_ask_me_to_say/cjr7774?context=5)|[Link to soundcloud.com](https://soundcloud.com/big-vox/crack) [Can you please say "Welcome to Blakalomy"? It would mean the bloody world to me, and your voice is just fantastic! :\) And/Or "titty sprinkles" Thanks!](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2dn0ko/i_ama_deepvoiced_voice_actor_ask_me_to_say/cjr88dn?context=5)|In which voice to do you want the Welcome one? |[Link to soundcloud.com](https://soundcloud.com/big-vox/blakalomy) |[Link to soundcloud.com](https://soundcloud.com/big-vox/titty-sprinkles) ["ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL."](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2dn0ko/i_ama_deepvoiced_voice_actor_ask_me_to_say/cjr5jkr?context=5)|I trust that this is the type of voice you were after? [ if you need context.](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2dn0ko/i_ama_deepvoiced_voice_actor_ask_me_to_say/cjr5jkr?context=5)|[Link to soundcloud.com](https://soundcloud.com/big-vox/assuming-direct-control) [How about "There can be only one!"?](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2dn0ko/i_ama_deepvoiced_voice_actor_ask_me_to_say/cjr9l8o?context=5)|Ah, Christopher Lambert. |[Link to soundcloud.com](https://soundcloud.com/big-vox/lambert) [Can you say "Great nads buddy!"?](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2dn0ko/i_ama_deepvoiced_voice_actor_ask_me_to_say/cjr4l1h?context=5)|I just did. |[Link to soundcloud.com](https://soundcloud.com/big-vox/great-nads-buddy) [Can you go deep, like shredder deep?](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2dn0ko/i_ama_deepvoiced_voice_actor_ask_me_to_say/cjr5skr?context=5)|He's got a raspier voice than me. ["Tonight I dine on turtle soup."](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2dn0ko/i_ama_deepvoiced_voice_actor_ask_me_to_say/cjr5skr?context=5)|[Link to soundcloud.com](https://soundcloud.com/big-vox/turtle-soup) [Can you say "those are some tig ol bitties, Vera!"??](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2dn0ko/i_ama_deepvoiced_voice_actor_ask_me_to_say/cjr7tw3?context=5)|[Link to soundcloud.com](https://soundcloud.com/big-vox/tig-bitties) [Could you say "Happy Birthday Batman" for me? My friend's b day is today and he likes to think he's batman. ](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2dn0ko/i_ama_deepvoiced_voice_actor_ask_me_to_say/cjrbn1b?context=5)|[Link to soundcloud.com](https://soundcloud.com/big-vox/happy-birthday-batman) [Can you say "you've got mail"?](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2dn0ko/i_ama_deepvoiced_voice_actor_ask_me_to_say/cjrfru5?context=5)|[Link to soundcloud.com](https://soundcloud.com/big-vox/youve-got-mail) [This isn't really a request for a recording.. Just wondering. Will you marry me and use your voice to lull me to sleep every night? I'm a girl, if that helps at all. In a serious note, you have some amazing talent. How often do you do Schwarzenegger? ](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2dn0ko/i_ama_deepvoiced_voice_actor_ask_me_to_say/cjr8e1z?context=5)|[Link to soundcloud.com](https://soundcloud.com/big-vox/ellecktra) |And thanks and I can't do a good Schwarznegger I'm afraid. I'm working on it though. [Could you just say "mmm duh, hallo?"](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2dn0ko/i_ama_deepvoiced_voice_actor_ask_me_to_say/cjragzj?context=5)|[Link to soundcloud.com](https://soundcloud.com/big-vox/mmm-duh-hello) [Can you say "You must construct additional pylons"?](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2dn0ko/i_ama_deepvoiced_voice_actor_ask_me_to_say/cjr67ko?context=5)|[Link to soundcloud.com](https://soundcloud.com/big-vox/additional-pylons) [Could you please say "Top Gun volleyball action!"?](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2dn0ko/i_ama_deepvoiced_voice_actor_ask_me_to_say/cjr6e9o?context=5)|[Link to soundcloud.com](https://soundcloud.com/big-vox/top-gun-volleyball) [Could you please say, "That's a bingo!"?](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2dn0ko/i_ama_deepvoiced_voice_actor_ask_me_to_say/cjr77m4?context=5)|[Link to soundcloud.com](https://soundcloud.com/big-vox/thats-a-bingo) [Could you please say, "Nice Meme."?](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2dn0ko/i_ama_deepvoiced_voice_actor_ask_me_to_say/cjr8zan?context=5)|[Link to soundcloud.com](https://soundcloud.com/big-vox/nice-meme) ["who is your daddy and what does he do?" Arnold Schwarzenegger ](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2dn0ko/i_ama_deepvoiced_voice_actor_ask_me_to_say/cjr8hea?context=5)|[Link to soundcloud.com](https://soundcloud.com/big-vox/who-is-your-daddy) [Can you please say, "Yeah, you like that, you fucking retard?"](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2dn0ko/i_ama_deepvoiced_voice_actor_ask_me_to_say/cjraryo?context=5)|[Link to soundcloud.com](https://soundcloud.com/big-vox/you-like-that) [Can you say "Yippe kay yay mr falcon" in a sexy way? ](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2dn0ko/i_ama_deepvoiced_voice_actor_ask_me_to_say/cjr94xv?context=5)|[Link to soundcloud.com](https://soundcloud.com/big-vox/mr-falcon) [Could you say, "lel, you have been reposted for international feeding. R.i.p in pickled peppers mate."? Thanks :\)](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2dn0ko/i_ama_deepvoiced_voice_actor_ask_me_to_say/cjr77wu?context=5)|[Link to soundcloud.com](https://soundcloud.com/big-vox/lel) [Can you say "oh doctor frost your hands are so cold"?](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2dn0ko/i_ama_deepvoiced_voice_actor_ask_me_to_say/cjr7pcs?context=5)|[Link to soundcloud.com](https://soundcloud.com/big-vox/dr-frost) [Can you say: "Das hat mit Hip Hop nichts zu tun" and "Wat is denn los mit dir?!". It would be really interesting to hear it in english! They are both songs by Kollegah from Germany.](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2dn0ko/i_ama_deepvoiced_voice_actor_ask_me_to_say/cjr7gof?context=5)|[Link to soundcloud.com](https://soundcloud.com/big-vox/hip-hoppen) [Can you please say "I am the law" in a way Clint Eastwood would?](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2dn0ko/i_ama_deepvoiced_voice_actor_ask_me_to_say/cjr959c?context=5)|[Link to soundcloud.com](https://soundcloud.com/big-vox/i-am-the-law) *Last updated: 2014-08-19 17:59 UTC* *This post was generated by a robot! Send all complaints to [epsy](/message/compose/?to=epsy).*
**Verified?** *(This bot cannot verify AMAs just yet)* **Date:** 2014-07-23 **[Link to submission](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2bifqz/)** (*Has self-text*) Questions|Answers :--|:-- [What was the funniest thing that happened on the set of 30 Rock?](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2bifqz/iama_kevin_brown_i_used_to_own_the_uptown_comedy/cj5mrms?context=5)|There was a lot of funny stuff... one time Tracy Morgan was telling a story and he had us all captivated by the details of this story. While listening my heart skipped a beat after I recognized Tracy's story reminded me of an HBO TV show, thinking HBO stole this story from Tracy. When I pointed it out, he started laughing because he actually stole the story from them. We all realized that you can never believe anything Tracy Morgan says in real life and continued laughing. [Also, how is your day going?](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2bifqz/iama_kevin_brown_i_used_to_own_the_uptown_comedy/cj5mrms?context=5)|My day is going great, my interns turned out to be way smarter than i imagined...maybe I won't fire them [What has been the most defining moment of your career thus far?](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2bifqz/iama_kevin_brown_i_used_to_own_the_uptown_comedy/cj5mg0t?context=5)|We had just wrapped up everything with 30 rock, we finished all the parties, all the shooting, so after I went up to Lorne Michaels to thank him for providing me with this opportunity, and in the longest conversation we ever had together Lorne Michaels said to me "You're ready now". statement from an icon of his stature defined everything for me, because there is no one more influential in the comedy biz that can dispute that. |Or the third time i had sex with tina fey. [How hard was it to get a job on 30 rock ?](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2bifqz/iama_kevin_brown_i_used_to_own_the_uptown_comedy/cj5metq?context=5)|30 rock was actually easy because i started as an extra on the show. I didn't know who Tina fey was at the time and I didn't think women were funny so I wasn't interested in being part of the show. That's probably why I got the job. A lot of people thought Tracy Morgan put me on the show because we were long time friends, but he didn't know I was going to be on the show until we were actually shooting the pilot. [What are your plans for the next five years? Any new, big projects on the horizon?](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2bifqz/iama_kevin_brown_i_used_to_own_the_uptown_comedy/cj5n3ni?context=5)|Yes, I've recently launched Dotcom Entertainment, and I plan on having 10 tv shows within the next 5 years, a documentary, and more, getting my Tyler Perry on! We just launched a website too and will be updating it more! |[Link to www.dotcom30rock.com](http://www.dotcom30rock.com) [How do you feel about the best joke on the show being about old naked men?](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2bifqz/iama_kevin_brown_i_used_to_own_the_uptown_comedy/cj5n69p?context=5)|That wasn't the best joke on the show a-hole. |The best joke was when Tina Fey had me pose as her boyfriend Astronaut Mike Dexter to get her neighbor to move out and he turned out to be a hipster cop and he assaulted me my favorite line "OH LAWD" [How was working with Tracy?](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2bifqz/iama_kevin_brown_i_used_to_own_the_uptown_comedy/cj5mjp2?context=5)|Tracy is one of the funniest people you will ever hang around with in your lifetime, he's funnier offstage then he is onstage and he is damn funny onstage. [Who was your favorite guest actor to work with on 30 Rock? ](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2bifqz/iama_kevin_brown_i_used_to_own_the_uptown_comedy/cj5pdzv?context=5)|John ham, I am the hugest fan of madmen and when he walked in the room i felt an instant connection with him, like i was one of the women in the show drooling over him. [What's your actual take on *The Seagull*?](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2bifqz/iama_kevin_brown_i_used_to_own_the_uptown_comedy/cj5oaro?context=5)|I don't have a take on the Seagull, if a person asked me that in real life, I would probably say "you know that wasn't real right it was just for the show." [You have been sentenced to death for a crime you did not commit. What would you choose as your last meal?](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2bifqz/iama_kevin_brown_i_used_to_own_the_uptown_comedy/cj5nek5?context=5)|My last meal would be steamed king crab legs from The Boil (in lower Manhattan) , that question just made me hungry i might go get some today [What is one thing people don't know about when owning/managing a comedy club?](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2bifqz/iama_kevin_brown_i_used_to_own_the_uptown_comedy/cj5n9d8?context=5)|I thought i would be my own boss, come to find out the fire department is my boss, the health department is my boss, the landord, and the liquor authority. [I hope I'm not too late, but any advice for an aspiring comedian who's just starting to do open mics? Thanks in advance!](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2bifqz/iama_kevin_brown_i_used_to_own_the_uptown_comedy/cj5pxmj?context=5)|If you get a job at a comedy club they tend to give you stage time, i suggest you volunteer to work at a comedy club and in Lou of money be compensated with stage time [You seem to have lost a lot of weight comparing your proof photo to the show. Is that just the TV cameras adding pounds, or do you have any tips for the rest of us larger gentlefolk?](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2bifqz/iama_kevin_brown_i_used_to_own_the_uptown_comedy/cj5n9w8?context=5)|Yes! TV cameras added pounds YES!! thank you for the compliment, weight is something I battle with constantly, my biggest weight loss tip is...I smoke a lot of Crack, and I'm a bulimia practitioner. [How is Alec Baldwin in real life? Is he really a jerk or does he just get a bad rap from the media? I really hope he's not the giant dick he's made out to be.. ](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2bifqz/iama_kevin_brown_i_used_to_own_the_uptown_comedy/cj5q241?context=5)|I know this might sound cliche but Alec Baldwin was always gracious to me when he didn't have to be, and i was honored to work with him and learn from him. [Bodyguard or Doorman - which is a tougher role to play?](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2bifqz/iama_kevin_brown_i_used_to_own_the_uptown_comedy/cj5pvsx?context=5)|Doorman, because bodyguard assumes you can at least beat someone up. as a doorman there is some grey area [How do you get to be an intern for you, and what is it they do?](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2bifqz/iama_kevin_brown_i_used_to_own_the_uptown_comedy/cj5onhz?context=5)|He had a tweet about it and we contacted him. this and other intern work for his company-Billy the intern. [Describe your first day on 30 Rock in one sentence? Also, if you had to pick one song to play whenever you walk into a room, for the rest of your life, what would it be?](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2bifqz/iama_kevin_brown_i_used_to_own_the_uptown_comedy/cj5qxni?context=5)|Before i was born there was this country song by a guy named Jimmy Dean, the one that made the sausages, it was called Big Bad John. [Who's your favorite comedian? ](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2bifqz/iama_kevin_brown_i_used_to_own_the_uptown_comedy/cj5mlb8?context=5)|My favorite comedian is a guy named Earthquake. Google him if you don't know him. [Any hilarious backstage/not-on-camera moments on 30 Rock?](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2bifqz/iama_kevin_brown_i_used_to_own_the_uptown_comedy/cj5mjjt?context=5)|Off-Camera was just as funny as on camera, coming into work was adventure for seven years. [Whose idea was it for Dot Com to be an underappreciated intellectual? ](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2bifqz/iama_kevin_brown_i_used_to_own_the_uptown_comedy/cj5mjg6?context=5)|Probably some guy on the internet, I wouldn't have noticed it until someone pointed it out. [Where do you think you would be now if you never made it in show business?](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2bifqz/iama_kevin_brown_i_used_to_own_the_uptown_comedy/cj5n0li?context=5)|I would probably be doing security, a professional bodyguard like every big black dude does. [Favorite Arnold Schwarzenegger movie?](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2bifqz/iama_kevin_brown_i_used_to_own_the_uptown_comedy/cj5nd0u?context=5)|Ooo Terminator man you kidding me, terminator 1,2 and 5. [How did you start your career?](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2bifqz/iama_kevin_brown_i_used_to_own_the_uptown_comedy/cj5mdtr?context=5)|Which career? the comic? the actor? the drug dealer? [Becoming an actor in general, getting on national TV. How did you start?](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2bifqz/iama_kevin_brown_i_used_to_own_the_uptown_comedy/cj5n4p2?context=5)|I started by taking acting classes, getting head-shots, faking a resume, and submitting to all the actors websites on the internet. But i always kept in mind that there is no such thing as a small role, only small actors. [How is Tina fey in bed? (since you were mentioning her wayy too many times\) :P.](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2bifqz/iama_kevin_brown_i_used_to_own_the_uptown_comedy/cj5n6fv?context=5)|I don't know how she is in real life, but in my dreams she is hilarious. [How many push ups can you do?](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2bifqz/iama_kevin_brown_i_used_to_own_the_uptown_comedy/cj5qk8w?context=5)|Ask me again in three months like /u/oldfat [How did you screen your interns?](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2bifqz/iama_kevin_brown_i_used_to_own_the_uptown_comedy/cj5ne9v?context=5)|Very carelessly, i had someone else do it [Tell the truth, did you fire the intern who screened your interns?](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2bifqz/iama_kevin_brown_i_used_to_own_the_uptown_comedy/cj5qjvw?context=5)|Hahaha. leave the jokes to me. [Will your interns be getting severance pay?](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2bifqz/iama_kevin_brown_i_used_to_own_the_uptown_comedy/cj5nvej?context=5)|They'll be getting something, something nice [If you had one hour to prepare to be sent back in time to the Jurassic era (but can't bring anything with you\), how would you spend your hour?](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2bifqz/iama_kevin_brown_i_used_to_own_the_uptown_comedy/cj5mgk4?context=5)|I'd probably google bear grylls and figure out how to survive in the wild. [How much ya bench?](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2bifqz/iama_kevin_brown_i_used_to_own_the_uptown_comedy/cj5nxpo?context=5)|Ask me again in 3 months [Who is your favorite Dragon Ball Z character?](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2bifqz/iama_kevin_brown_i_used_to_own_the_uptown_comedy/cj5mw8s?context=5)|Not regular goku but super saiyan goku. [As Dotcom, when filming, how much of your banter with Tracy and Grizz was ad-libbed? The chemistry you three had was amongst the best on TV!](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2bifqz/iama_kevin_brown_i_used_to_own_the_uptown_comedy/cj5mtzt?context=5)|Thank you! none of it was actually ad-libbed, we're just tremendous actors [What's the best joke you've ever told? ](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2bifqz/iama_kevin_brown_i_used_to_own_the_uptown_comedy/cj5miss?context=5)|Having sex with tina fey. [If I were to see you in public, Would you be offended if I said "Dotcom! May I get a hug from you?" instead of calling you Mr. Brown? ](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2bifqz/iama_kevin_brown_i_used_to_own_the_uptown_comedy/cj5nviz?context=5)|No people call me Dotcom all the time. [Is Tina Fey hot in person?](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2bifqz/iama_kevin_brown_i_used_to_own_the_uptown_comedy/cj5mukv?context=5)|Yes [Yooo! **Uptown Comedy Club!!!** I used to love that show!! REAL COMEDY !!! \[Straight up Bronx Tracy Morgan with the propeller cap\] (Link to www.youtube.com. \[Rob Magnotti\] (Link to www.youtube.com was the king though! What's next for you, B?](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2bifqz/iama_kevin_brown_i_used_to_own_the_uptown_comedy/cj5o9ox?context=5)|The documentary, bringing back a 2.0 version of the show, and I'm excited to help launch the next wave of talented comics. [Did you ever carry Tracy Morgan around when the cameras weren't rolling?](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2bifqz/iama_kevin_brown_i_used_to_own_the_uptown_comedy/cj5o3lq?context=5)|HELL NO! *Last updated: 2014-07-27 21:16 UTC* *This post was generated by a robot! Send all complaints to [epsy](/message/compose/?to=epsy).*
Hey everyone. I've been doing a great deal of freelance web design on the side and recently started a new company that designs websites for actors. Due to the fact that I need to build my portfolio for the entertainment community, I'm looking for three people who would like their actor website re-designed for free. No up-sell here. The only thing I'd ask is to let me use your site in my portfolio section. Requirements: You must have an existing Wordpress site hosted somewhere (not Wordpress.com). Ideally you would already have your head shots, reel and resume available for me to use. Also, you need to have your domain name (ex, johnqsmith.com). If you fit the requirements and want a brand new (mobile responsive) website, I'll do it for free within 48 hours. Again, I won't sell you a damn thing. Just send me a PM with the details and I'll get back to you. Hope I can help a few of you out there who need a fresh look. Thanks! PS, you can check out my actor design site here: http://actorsitepro.com
DeadDillo note: this is a partial post. For the sides (scripts) to audition, please visit the link below. -------------------------------------------- For a web view of this casting notice, visit http://www.dwad.net/casting.html Co-Lead (Continuing role) Camille Aine SegalChord Productions is a group of professional, semi-professional, and amateur actors located in Fremont, CA, who have been making The Doctor Who Audio Dramas since 1982. These productions are downloaded for free over the internet. We average thousands of episodes downloaded each month. If you want to get your voice heard, this is the place to do it. We are currently holding an open casting call for a female voice actor to play the role of Camille Aine. Audition guidelines: Auditions shall be submitted either as a high-quality mp3 file which we will download from your web space or sent to us through e-mail. Submit auditions to dwad@onepost.net. Please label your e-mail subject line as "DOCTOR WHO CASTING COMPANION". Please use that exact subject line. We use a very aggressive spam filter and sometimes it discards things it shouldn't. Labeling your subject properly will help us find your e-mail. If your e-mail is actually bounced by our spam filter (very rare, but it happens), please post a note on our message board at http://www.dwad.net/phpBB3 and we'll be certain to contact you. You must have a good quality microphone and a good sound card. Record one second of silence with the microphone turned on before beginning your lines (for noise reduction purposes). Files are to be submitted in mp3 format, 16-bit, 44100 Hz, 128 Kbps, mono, or as close as you can get to that. We try to be as flexible as possible. If your software doesn't have those exact parameters, choose a higher quality rather than a lower one. If you have any questions regarding how to do any of this, please do not hesitate to ask. We know a lot of people are unfamiliar with this aspect of their computers, and we are willing to help. If your software doesn't do mp3, choose another compressed format like wmv or oog. Do NOT send wav files. Those are insanely big. Please label your audition file as "<Character> -<Your>" so we can easily figure out who belongs to what. Your name is your actual name, not your internet nick or e-mail name. Stage names are fine, but please look professional. One word names or silly names will be rejected. VERY IMPORTANT: Be sure to "audition" your own recordings before sending them in. Many auditions are being sent back because of technical problems. (Distortion, very loud background noise, and echo are the three biggest problems.) By listening to your own sound files, you can find and correct these problems before sending them in. For some basic help in avoiding some of the more common problems, please visit out technical page at http://www.dwad.net/technical.html. Those selected will be required to record their lines using their own equipment and submit them by a deadline, as well as be available to quickly re-record any lines deemed necessary by the director. Please do not audition if you are not able to meet this commitment. Most personal computers today are very capable of recording very good quality sound files, so there is no need for anyone to be using an expensive studio anymore except for very high-end productions. Please note that we acknowledge all auditions and everyone who auditioned will be told whether they got the role or not. (Being actors ourselves, we always hated being kept in limbo.) So if your audition isn't acknowledged, something happened and we didn't receive it. If we've received your audition and you still haven't received an e-mail telling you the results, you're still in the running. If more than one week has gone by since auditions closed, you should have had an answer by then. If not, please don't hesitate to ask. It doesn't bother us, and sometimes it's true that some internet black hole eats e-mail messages. If you have any questions, please send an e-mail to dwad@onepost.net. We will be happy to assist you. Thank you for your interest in The Doctor Who Audio Dramas. Auditioning is not hard. Even if you suffer from the worst stage fright, we'll help you get over it. Remember, part of our mission is to teach, to give people the opportunity to learn. We especially like people who are new or nearly new or who have been typecast. We will give new actors the chance to develop their skills as well as typecast actors the opportunity to break out of the mould. We look forward to working with you! We are currently casting for the role of CAMILLE AINE. This is a continuing role, contracted for five consecutive stories with an episode count of approx. 20 episodes total. We generally do between two to four stories a year. Production for this block will begin around mid-to-late January 2014 and is expected to take no more than three years. DO NOT AUDITION IF YOU CAN NOT ABSOLUTELY MAKE THAT COMMITMENT. It is very important that you understand this. Once you start, you can not stop. You are totally comitted. Once again, do not audition if you can not make that obligation. We can offer a small amount of pay for this role of $10 per episode. The BBC doesn't like that so we are trying to honour their wishes, but we do understand the time it takes to do these productions. If you want to be paid, in the subject line of your e-mail, use the phrase DOCTOR WHO AUDITION COMPANION. This way we can easily differentiate between those who want to be paid and those who are willing to do this for experience/fun/exposure/etc. If anyone has any questions, please do not hesitate in the slightest to ask. E-mail: dwad@onepost.net Following is the character sheet for the role, along with three sides which you must read. British or American Western (not Southern or New York area) accent are accepted for this role. CHARACTER SHEET Camille Aine Camille is a 23 year old woman who aspires to be an actress. Unfortunately, stage or camera gigs are few and far between lately, and she has been forced to work odd jobs and temp positions just to get by. At the moment she lives with her older brother Jerry in a small flat in the suburbs. Her relationship with her brother is very good, and the two of them love to tease each other. Sometimes outsiders will take them seriously, but the siblings always know there’s no hint of maliciousness in their jags. Jerry cares for her very much, and even though sometimes he thinks she’s a little naïve, he’ll support her in any endeavor she plans on trying. During her formative years, Camille’s rather free spirited parents—Duncan and Verna—encouraged her to try anything and everything that she wanted to. They never discouraged her from anything, which may have been a problem during her teenage years if her brother hadn’t been a stabilizing factor in her life. Still, they loved her very much in their interesting way, and they were happy as long as she was too. Furthermore, their rather odd sense of humor seems to have bled into both children, particularly Camille, who can come up with a snappy response to just about any situation. Another thing that Camille inherited from her parents is an interest in the paranormal. Her parents would love to take the kids on road trips around the country to check out the crop circles one after another. Verna would try just about any kind of homeopathic or crystal healing remedies and was often found meditating in her “sun chamber” (the living room). Duncan, meanwhile, would sit by the police scanner and try to catch calls about UFOs and cryptozoological phenomena. Though Camille claims to have outgrown this, she still enjoys reading the latest on crop circles and UFOs, keeping a very open mind about such things even though she “knows better”. This lingering belief in the paranormal has made Camille very open to new experiences, no matter how strange they may be. That’s not to say that she’s gullible or always remains calm during extraordinary happenings, but she’s very capable at adapting to often unrealistic and unprecedented situations. She finds that she fits in very well with the Doctor’s strange world, sharing his love of things new and unexplored. But like any modern day human thrust into a strange environment, Camille should face these experiences with appropriate emotions. Overall Camille is skilled at putting up a sarcastic front when she wants to keep her true feelings hidden. This is particularly effective when she’s stuck working a temp job when she’d rather be doing something she loved. Underneath that, Camille is an energetic and easily excitable girl who wholeheartedly throws herself into the Doctor’s world without quite thinking of the consequences. With people she truly cares about, she’ll open up be honest—but sometimes opening up emotionally means she takes playful jabs, like the ones she and her brother share. This can sometimes cause misunderstandings, much to her chagrin.
Hi, everyone! A few weeks ago, I wrote a post here recruiting a few voice actors for the new season of my World of Warcraft Machinima series, [Aligning Azeroth](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ot9b4AIuOfA). Again, thank you so much for your interest; we have found the needed voice actors for the suitable parts. However, we are still looking for a female voice actress to fill the role of a main character throughout the series. Here's a little bit of this character: Princess Mis (supporting protagonist): The heiress to the Mystics of Time and Season. She left her kingdom to find the Mystic of Season and to obtain all four sigils before the cultists do. Her voice should be reminiscent of a 19 year old. In the Warcraft Universe, she is a priest. Please message me a SoundCloud link, or message me through Skype, a recording of these lines: MIS - I didn’t want to have to do that.. a’las, such is life. - Impressive! I’ve never met a strong warrior like you! Allow me to introduce myself: I am Princess Misaam (mizz-ahm), but you can call me Mis (mizz). - There was a traitor within the kingdom… Many of our soldiers were killed by the Lord of Blight. My mother and I escaped the destruction, while my father, a Time Lord, tried containing the chaos in a time sphere. However, the traitor escaped from the time sphere, along with his four cultists, who are now looking for the four sigils of seasons. If you have any questions, please message me here on reddit. I look forward to hearing from you soon! :) -/user/ed_samson PS - The new season should be premiering next month.
Hi guys, I'll be attending TEDxHollywood next week as the founder of my startup, [sidesquare](http://www.sidesquare.net), a video LinkedIn-type network for screen actors and writers. Sidesquare is in its early stages, and I'm trying to crunch some projected data to attract an initial round of investors. I'm thinking the more information I can gather, the better chance I'll have of meeting interested parties. I'm having trouble coming up with numbers like my projected membership base, because resources like the big websites for actors, the big Unions (namely SAG-AFTRA), and the like, are notoriously vague (or sometimes completely silent) about their membership numbers. How interested will investors/developers be in my speculated metrics? Do they hold a deep value at this point? Is there anything I may not expect that I should have prepared before I go? Any and all advice is appreciated. Thank you!
Hello, everyone. My friend and I have been working on a World of Warcraft machinima series since March of 2013. A few days ago, we just released the last episode of our [first season](https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLaaErCGkJAJJfSemw_jkHS9QU2rONenMf). In season one, the series had up to four voice actors, and two of them were guest stars. We are trying to find brand new voices who are willing to lend their voices for our machinima. We are looking for: - 1-2 voice actresses. - 2-3 voice actors. Specifications for the voice actor(s): - Must have a microphone that won't emit any feedback or background noise in the recording. - Must be 16+. - Must be able to send sound files through Skype, Dropbox, or E-mail. If you are interested, I will be sending you a message that include a few lines of the characters in the series. Thank you guys so much! And again, don't hesitate to message me here! EDIT: Make sure to check your messages on Reddit.
Hey all, First off, I’d like to give some background. I’m an actor in NYC and do freelance web design for other actors. Now, actor websites are SIMPLE — typically a home page with some text, a bio page, a photo/video page, a resume page, and a contact page. These sites really just need to be quick and clean. Here are the things I would like to be able to utilize: * Responsive Design * Attractive and easy-to-manage photo album * Contact Form (is building one from scratch easiest?) * CMS, so my clients can update their sites themselves (not crucial) I have experience using Joomla, but am open to learning other CMS Platforms, and I’m well-versed in HTML & CSS, and making headway with jQuery. So to get to the point, I’m asking for suggestions for frameworks and systems that lend themselves to custom-layouts and could possibly be integrated with a CMS (not super important to have a CMS.) Thank you all in advance, and I apologize for my long message! -Zach **(Edited for formatting)**
Let's do an amateur audio series! The idea is a comedy series about the lives of the members of an agency of stock characters/Archetypes/Stereotypes [e.g. The Hero, The Damsel in Distress, The Dark Sorcerer, etc.]. If your voice can depict a certain stereotype, link me to a sample! If you can make a fun and simple plot out of this, or the script, send me a PM! For any other ideas, PM! Also: * please have a good enough mic [for actors] * Skype [add me: mikan-satsuma] is optional but is very much recommended * soundcloud account is handy, too! * find me on facebook if you want to. mikan.runa >I need variety! Be your most wacky and unique stereotype! And more writers!
Got my game guides in! I'll list em' below, as well as in my [google doc](https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AiAXZIipkpgYdGh3TDJhOU82UmMzZ0VTOEdmM095MUE&usp=drive_web#gid=15), which shows how attached to certain games I am, as well as their condition and such. Also, I'm pretty low on cash, so if we do negotiate a trade, I'd be willing to tip it slightly in your favor if you'd be willing to pay for my shipping expenses. :) Have trust issues? Here are some [confirmed swaps](http://www.reddit.com/r/mushroomkingdom/comments/1oimxx/murmurringjoey_confirmed_trades/). And finally, most of my Wii games are up for swap, except for maybe Brawl. But I've got a sealed Pikmin 2, which is apparently getting pretty rare, so have at it! **Strategy Guides** * Advance Wars: Dual Strike * Dragonage: Origins * Gears of War * Jak II * Kingdom Hearts II Special Edition * Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time * Mario Mania * Metal Gear Solid 4 * Metroid Prime 3 Premiere Edition * Oddworld: Stranger's Wrath * Pikmin * Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando * Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal * Shadow of the Colossus * Super Paper Mario * The Legend of Zelda: Collector's Edition * The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures * The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time * The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap * The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker * Viewtiful Joe * Yoshi's Island: Super Mario Advance 3 **Gamecube** * Alien Hominid * Animal Crossing * Billy Hatcher * Donkey Kong: Jungle Beat * Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance * Harvest Moon: Another Wonderful Life * Harvest Moon: Magical Melody * Kirby's Air Ride * Mario Kart Double Dash * Megaman Anniversary Collection * Metal Arms: Glitch in the System * Metroid Prime * Paper Mario: TTYD * Rayman Arena * Resident Evil 0 * Sonic Adventure 2 Battle * Sonic Mega Collection * Soul Calibur II * Starfox Adventures * Star Wars: Rouge Leader- Rouge Squadron II * Super Mario Sunshine * Super Monkey Ball 2 * Super Smash Bros Melee * Timesplitters 2 * Viewtiful Joe * Viewtiful Joe 2 * WarioWare: Mega Party Games * Wind Waker * Zelda Collector's Edition **N64** * Banjo Kazooie * Banjo Tooie * Pokemon Stadium * Starfox 64 * Super Mario 64 **SNES** * Donkey Kong Country * Super Mario All-Stars * Super Mario World **3DS** * Fire Emblem: Awakening * Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop Distance * The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds * Pokemon X **Wii** * Blast Works * Donkey Kong Country Returns * Geometry Wars: Galaxies * Kirby's Dream Collection * Kirby's Epic Yarn * The Last Story * Metal Slug Anthology * No More Heroes 2 * Pikmin 2 * Sin and Punishment: Star Successor * Super Mario Galaxy 2 * Super Smash Bros. Brawl * Trauma Center: New Blood * Warioland: Shake it! * Zack and Wiki * Zelda: Twilight Princess * Zelda: Skyward Sword **Gameboy/GBA/DS** * Advance Wars: Days of Ruin * Advance Wars: Dual Strike * Astro Boy: Omega Factor * Bangi-O Spirits * Brain Age * Grand Theft Auto * Hotel Dusk * Kirby Tilt N' Tumble * Klonoa: Empire of Dreams * Looney Tunes: Duck Amok * Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story * Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga * Megaman Zero Collection * Meteos * Pokemon Blue * Pokemon: White 2 * Warioware: Touched * Zelda: Link's Awakening **Wii U** * Nintendo Land * Pikmin 3 * Rayman Legends * Super Mario 3D World * Super Scribblenauts **PSP** * Crush * Daxter * Disgaea: Afternoon of Darkness * Gradius Collection * Lumines * Megaman Powered Up * Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker * Metropolis * N+ * Sega Genesis Collection **PS/2** * GTA: San Andreas * GTA: Vice City * Midway Arcade Treasures * Resident Evil: Dead Aim * HItman 2 * Ultimate Spider Man * Sly 3 * XIII * We <3 Katamari * Kingdom Hearts * Kingdom Hearts 2 * Dragon Ball Z: Budokai 2 * Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 2 * Shadow of the Colossus * Okami * Final Fantasy IX **PS3** * 2K Essentials Collection (Bioshock, Borderlands, Xcom: Enemy Unknown) * Batman: Arkham City * Borderlands 2 * Brutal Legend * Dark Souls * Deus Ex: Human Revolution * Dragon Ball Z: Burst Limit * Fallout 3 * God of War Saga * Hitman: Absolution * Jak HD Collection * LittleBigPlanet 2 * Metal Gear Solid 4 * Metal Gear Solid HD Collection * Ni No Kuni * Ninja Gaiden: Sigma * Portal 2 * Ratchet and Clank: All 4 One * Ratchet Future: Crack in Time * Ratchet Future: ToD * Ratchet HD Collection * Sly HD Collection * Sonic and Sega All Stars Racing * Tomb Raider * Valkyria Chronicles **Xbox/360** * Banjo: Nuts n' Bolts/Viva Pinata * Beyond Good and Evil * Deathrow * Enter the Matrix * Fable: The Lost Chapters * Gears of War 2 * Gears of War 3 * Halo 2 * Jet Set Radio Future/Sega GT * Mass Effect 2 * Oddworld: Stranger's Wrath * Panzer Dragoon Orta * Sonic The Hedgehog (06') * Splinter Cell * Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow * The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King **Dreamcast** * Armada * Ooga Booga **Empty DS Cases** * Bleach: Dark Souls * Brain Age * Disney Meteos * Hotel Dusk: Room 215 * Kirby Canvas Curse * Kirby: Squeak Squad * Mario Kart DS * Metroid Prime: Hunters * New Super Mario Bros * Pokemon Diamond * Professor Layton and the Curious Village * Rayman DS * Scribblenauts * Sonic Rush * Starfox Command * Super Mario 64 DS * Super Monkey Ball: Touch and Roll * The World Ends With You * Viewtiful Joe: Double Trouble * WarioWare: DIY * Yoshi Touch and Go * Yoshi's Island DS * Zelda: Phantom Hourglass **Loose Instruction Booklets** * Alien Hominid * Animal Crossing * Banjo Kazooie: Nuts n' Bolts * Beyond Good and Evil (Gamecube) * Burnout 3 * Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex * Donkey Kong: Jungle Beat * Donkey Konga * Donkey Konga * Dragon Ball Z: Budokai (Gamecube) * Fable II * Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles * Garfield: Caught in the Act * Gundam Federation vs Zeon * Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets * Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life * Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life * Haven: Call of the King * Hey You, Pikachu! * Ico * Katamari Damacy * Megaman Legends * PacMan World 2 * Psychonauts * Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando * Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal * Robotech Battlecry * Sonic Mega Collection * Sphinx and the cursed mummy (gamecube) * Spiderman (gamecube) * Super Monkey Ball: Deluxe (PS2) * Super Smash Bros. * Super Smash Bros. Melee * Taz Wanted * The Legend of Zelda (NES) * The Legend of Zelda Collector's Edition * The Legend of Zelda Oacrina of Time/Masterquest * The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker (Special Preview! Booklet) * The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker * Ty the Tasmanian Tiger 2 * Vexx * Viewtiful Joe * Viewtiful Joe 2 * Wario Ware, inc. Mega Party Games! **Wants** * *Donkey Kong: Tropical Freeze* * *PS4 Console* * *Vita Console* * Sega Genesis Console * *NES Console* * The first crappy Astro Boy game on the PS2 * PenPen Tricelon * Offers! Also, if you guys wanna be supremely helpful- I'm about to redo my professional animator/voice actor website, so if you're bored, and wanna PM me some critiques/feedback on my current build, [here's that](http://www.joeynasseranimation.com/).
Hello Reddit! Right now, I am looking for a voice actress to play the narrator in a short film I am producing. In the film, the part you would play is a sad/ depressed girl just looking to find adventure and new beginnings (cheesy, I know :P). If you are interested in this, please comment below with a demo reel, PM me, or email me at theannasiefken@gmail.com . If you were to be chosen, this would be a portion of what you would say. So if you would like, you can comment/ send me a sound cloud of you saying this: "I used to think that destiny was planned That we followed a path that would lead us here There are so many whispers in an eternal sunset Their Stories just fading into air Life cannot be measured in the breaths we take, But rather the good moments we have And the good moments we will live" Thank you!
So, I've moved. In between my last post and this one, I moved to New York, so if I've been kinda slow to respond, that's why. That being said, any trades we work out might have to wait at least a week or two, so that's something to bear in mind whilst setting things up. Also! If you live in NYC, and wanna just catch a subway to a meeting spot, we can just swap games physically! Also, I *finally* retyped/formatted my list. That being said, it doesn't show my personal values/whether or not a game is first run, cib, part of my personal collection, etc., because I'm bad at reddit-formatting. But fret not, you fretting fretter! Here's my [google doc](https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AiAXZIipkpgYdGh3TDJhOU82UmMzZ0VTOEdmM095MUE&usp=drive_web#gid=15), glistening with the silvery sheen of a freshly-updated spread sheet, which has all the aforementioned information. Have trust issues? Here are some [confirmed swaps](http://www.reddit.com/r/mushroomkingdom/comments/1oimxx/murmurringjoey_confirmed_trades/). And finally, most of my Wii games are up for swap, except for maybe Brawl. But I've got a sealed Pikmin 2, which is apparently getting pretty rare, so have at it! And as far as the strategy guides go, just ask me if I have something and I'll take a look. :) **Gamecube** * Alien Hominid * Animal Crossing * Billy Hatcher * Donkey Kong: Jungle Beat * Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance * Harvest Moon: Another Wonderful Life * Harvest Moon: Magical Melody * Kirby's Air Ride * Mario Kart Double Dash * Megaman Anniversary Collection * Metal Arms: Glitch in the System * Metroid Prime * Paper Mario: TTYD * Rayman Arena * Resident Evil 0 * Sonic Adventure 2 Battle * Sonic Mega Collection * Soul Calibur II * Starfox Adventures * Star Wars: Rouge Leader- Rouge Squadron II * Super Mario Sunshine * Super Monkey Ball 2 * Super Smash Bros Melee * Timesplitters 2 * Viewtiful Joe * Viewtiful Joe 2 * WarioWare: Mega Party Games * Wind Waker * Zelda Collector's Edition **N64** * Banjo Kazooie * Banjo Tooie * Pokemon Stadium * Starfox 64 * Super Mario 64 **SNES** * Donkey Kong Country * Super Mario All-Stars * Super Mario World **3DS** * Fire Emblem: Awakening * Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop Distance * The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds * Pokemon X **Wii** * Blast Works * Donkey Kong Country Returns * Geometry Wars: Galaxies * Kirby's Dream Collection * Kirby's Epic Yarn * The Last Story * Metal Slug Anthology * No More Heroes 2 * Pikmin 2 * Sin and Punishment: Star Successor * Super Mario Galaxy 2 * Super Smash Bros. Brawl * Trauma Center: New Blood * Warioland: Shake it! * Zack and Wiki * Zelda: Twilight Princess * Zelda: Skyward Sword **Gameboy/GBA/DS** * Advance Wars: Days of Ruin * Advance Wars: Dual Strike * Astro Boy: Omega Factor * Bangi-O Spirits * Brain Age * Grand Theft Auto * Hotel Dusk * Kirby Tilt N' Tumble * Klonoa: Empire of Dreams * Looney Tunes: Duck Amok * Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story * Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga * Megaman Zero Collection * Meteos * Pokemon Blue * Pokemon: White 2 * Warioware: Touched * Zelda: Link's Awakening **Wii U** * Nintendo Land * Pikmin 3 * Rayman Legends * Super Mario 3D World * Super Scribblenauts **PSP** * Crush * Daxter * Disgaea: Afternoon of Darkness * Gradius Collection * Lumines * Megaman Powered Up * Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker * Metropolis * N+ * Sega Genesis Collection **PS/2** * GTA: San Andreas * GTA: Vice City * Midway Arcade Treasures * Resident Evil: Dead Aim * HItman 2 * Ultimate Spider Man * Sly 3 * XIII * We <3 Katamari * Kingdom Hearts * Kingdom Hearts 2 * Dragon Ball Z: Budokai 2 * Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 2 * Shadow of the Colossus * Okami * Final Fantasy IX **PS3** * 2K Essentials Collection (Bioshock, Borderlands, Xcom: Enemy Unknown) * Batman: Arkham City * Borderlands 2 * Brutal Legend * Dark Souls * Deus Ex: Human Revolution * Dragon Ball Z: Burst Limit * Fallout 3 * God of War Saga * Hitman: Absolution * Jak HD Collection * LittleBigPlanet 2 * Metal Gear Solid 4 * Metal Gear Solid HD Collection * Ni No Kuni * Ninja Gaiden: Sigma * Portal 2 * Ratchet and Clank: All 4 One * Ratchet Future: Crack in Time * Ratchet Future: ToD * Ratchet HD Collection * Sly HD Collection * Sonic and Sega All Stars Racing * Tomb Raider * Valkyria Chronicles **Xbox/360** * Banjo: Nuts n' Bolts/Viva Pinata * Beyond Good and Evil * Deathrow * Enter the Matrix * Fable: The Lost Chapters * Gears of War 2 * Gears of War 3 * Halo 2 * Jet Set Radio Future/Sega GT * Mass Effect 2 * Oddworld: Stranger's Wrath * Panzer Dragoon Orta * Sonic The Hedgehog (06') * Splinter Cell * Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow * The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King **Dreamcast** * Armada * Ooga Booga **Empty DS Cases** * Bleach: Dark Souls * Brain Age * Disney Meteos * Hotel Dusk: Room 215 * Kirby Canvas Curse * Kirby: Squeak Squad * Mario Kart DS * Metroid Prime: Hunters * New Super Mario Bros * Pokemon Diamond * Professor Layton and the Curious Village * Rayman DS * Scribblenauts * Sonic Rush * Starfox Command * Super Mario 64 DS * Super Monkey Ball: Touch and Roll * The World Ends With You * Viewtiful Joe: Double Trouble * WarioWare: DIY * Yoshi Touch and Go * Yoshi's Island DS * Zelda: Phantom Hourglass **Loose Instruction Booklets** * Alien Hominid * Animal Crossing * Banjo Kazooie: Nuts n' Bolts * Beyond Good and Evil (Gamecube) * Burnout 3 * Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex * Donkey Kong: Jungle Beat * Donkey Konga * Donkey Konga * Dragon Ball Z: Budokai (Gamecube) * Fable II * Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles * Garfield: Caught in the Act * Gundam Federation vs Zeon * Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets * Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life * Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life * Haven: Call of the King * Hey You, Pikachu! * Ico * Katamari Damacy * Megaman Legends * PacMan World 2 * Psychonauts * Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando * Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal * Robotech Battlecry * Sonic Mega Collection * Sphinx and the cursed mummy (gamecube) * Spiderman (gamecube) * Super Monkey Ball: Deluxe (PS2) * Super Smash Bros. * Super Smash Bros. Melee * Taz Wanted * The Legend of Zelda (NES) * The Legend of Zelda Collector's Edition * The Legend of Zelda Oacrina of Time/Masterquest * The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker (Special Preview! Booklet) * The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker * Ty the Tasmanian Tiger 2 * Vexx * Viewtiful Joe * Viewtiful Joe 2 * Wario Ware, inc. Mega Party Games! **Wants** * *Vita Console* * *Metroid Prime Trilogy* * Super Dodgeball Brawlers (DS) * Sega Genesis Console * NES Console * The first crappy Astro Boy game on the PS2 * PenPen Tricelon * Kirby's Return to Dreamland * Offers! I've also got a bunch of guide books, especially PS2 and Gamecube era ones, so just a-lemme know if your looking for something in particular. And! On one final note- I'm about to redo my professional animator/voice actor website, so if you're bored, and wanna PM me some critiques/feedback on my current build, [here's that](http://www.joeynasseranimation.com/).
**Update: Thank you to everyone who auditioned! I'm happy to announce that all characters have been cast. I'm looking forward to working with our actors! Thanks to everyone who made this a fun and professional experience. I hope to visit this community again someday soon. :) Keep being awesome!** Hi there! My name is Chelsea, and I am casting *Jet Stream*, an animated short film I am creating as my thesis project for 2015. I am looking for two female VAs to voice main characters for the four-minute film. (There is also a male role available.) I've made a [post at Voice Acting Alliance](http://voiceactingalliance.com/board/showthread.php?90660-OPEN-Jet-Stream-Original-animated-short-film-casting-voice-actors!-%282F-1M%29), but I wanted to give my fellow redditors a chance to audition. :) All details are below! Film Pitch: Twenty minutes into the future, jetboarding is the latest sports craze- imagine a skateboard with a soup-sized jet engine as a power source. Teens everywhere are taking to the skies and doing tricks on their jetboards. Kira and Aaron have finally landed a spot on The Flameheads, a jetboarding team at a local theme park. But instead of performing on their first day on the job, they have to rescue a cat stuck on a rollercoaster- and it all goes downhill from there! Audition Deadline : February 28th (or when all parts are cast, whichever is sooner) Recording and Contact Information: Please send all audio files as .wav, .mp3, or a SoundCloud link in a comment, PM, or an email at clindsay@elon.edu (If file sizes are an issue, please PM/email me and we can work something out.) Please include your name + the name of the character you’re auditioning for + the line number in your file name. For example: “yourname_charactername_line1.mp3” Zip files are appreciated, but not necessary. Feel free to record multiple takes of the same line if you would prefer- I’d love to hear your interpretation of the character! Characters: **Name: [Kira](http://imgur.com/ZoTepbm)** Age: 15 Gender: Female Personality: Headstrong, fearless, and talented. Her high skill at performing jetboarding tricks landed her a spot on The Flameheads, a theme park jetboarding team. Aaron is her best and first friend, and the two aren’t often seen apart. Her habit of acting before thinking often gets her into trouble. Voice type: Strong, but not brash. Less Paris Hilton, more Kim Possible. Audition line 1 (excited): After all this time, we’re finally on the team! I can’t pick which trick I want to do first! Audition line 2 (disappointed): Man, I was really looking forward to performing today. Audition line 3 (panicked, yell) : Get it off, get it off, get it off! I could use a little help down here! **Name: [Shauna](http://imgur.com/zZcx43i)** Age: 17 Gender: Female Personality: Seasoned, sharp, and in charge. Shauna is a founding member of the Flameheads- she keeps order on the team and manages Kira and Aaron as new recruits. Shauna seems casual on the surface, but she’s no-nonsense when it comes to work. There’s more to her than her tough exterior lets on, though few are privileged to see it. Hispanic actresses preferred, but not required. Voice Type: The confident voice of a leader. Not overly feminine. If the actor has a natural accent, this may be incorporated into the role. Audition line 1: Board down to Momentum and rescue the cat. You can handle that, right? Audtion line 2 (anger to worry): What were you thinking?! You could’ve gotten seriously hurt! Or worse… **Name: [Aaron](http://imgur.com/5samiDR)** Age: 15 Gender: Male Personality: Dedicated, resilient, and encouraging. He isn’t the world’s best jetboarder, but practicing with Kira helped him earn a place on the Flameheads team. When things go wrong, Aaron is the one to find a silver lining. Between the two of them, Aaron is the responsible one- most of the time. Voice Type: Strong, but with sensitivity. All voice ranges considered. Audition line 1 (feigning an announcer voice) : The Flameheads, the elite jetboarding team of Adventure Park! Audition line 2 (encouraging): Don’t worry, we’ll get our chance to perform… someday. Audition line 3 (yell): I’m coming, Kira! No, wait, go back in there! I am currently wrapping up pre-production now- initial animation will begin in March. If you have any questions, please feel free to contact me. Thank you for reading- I look forward to hearing your auditions!
The Huntress and the Apprentice is about a young street thug who is saved by a vampire huntress. She learns the value of human life and WHY it's worth saving. Her mission is to destroy the one that is spreading the vampire disease known as "The Host" UPDATE PLEASE READ!!: Some people are confused about the audition process. In order to be accepted for a part you NEED to send me an .mp3 format recording of the lines for the part you want to audition for. Your resumes and head shots are beautiful. However, it doesn't help me if you do NOT send those .mp3's. Please, if you are confused do not hesitate to email me questions. Thank you. The script is finished and copyrighted. I am trying to keep this as professional as possible, so I would like all auditions to be in .mp3 and no scratchy or funny sounding microphones. Keep them clear and professional as possible. This script does contain harsh language, so I would like people auditioning to be 18 or over. Casts will be sent a contract via their email. I will send future instructions on how to sign it. No signature, no part. Please feel free to send me any questions. Send your .mp3's todanielle.nungesser@gmail.com byJanuary 25th. Major Characters: Renee :The Huntress, somewhere in her 30's. She has a very strong personality. (before she takes her shot, saying casually) "You need to move" "You better wake up and learn to fight for your survival. And I do not mean mugging a man for his watch" Alana (Pronounced A- La- Naw): The Apprentice, Main Character. Somewhere in her early 20's "I don't believe in vampires." (To Renee) "If I could start my life all over, I would find you as soon as I took my first breath." Gideon (Pronounced Gid-ee- on) : (Male) late 20's. Renee's first apprentice "Vampires are nothing like us." "I trust Renee with my life" The "Host" (Female) said to be the "First" vampire, but hasn't been proven. (British accent) "Death is nothing to fear. In the end death comes for all of us. I'm just here to spread the gospel. (soft evil laugh)" Minor Characters: Star: (Male) Gang Member, a bully- like character "Take whatever is on his person and dump the body!... NOW!!" Quinn: (female) Gang Member (Concern) "Did you hear that?" Jace: Gang Member (Taunting) "I'm not dying tonight! Yeah, that's right!...Come at me you sick son of a..." Alex: Gang Member, Alana's brother (whispering, but enough to hear) "Alana, stay close to me." Vampire Female "You're looking for The Host, huh?(Sarcastic) Can't say I've seen her recently." Vampire Male (Laughing) "You don't scare me, Huntress." I could update this more... Keep checking. Thank you all for your participation in my project! UPDATE: If you have a band, and want to promote your music, I would like original music to use for this project as well. You band will be featured in the project.
Long time, no post! I *finally* retyped/formatted my list. That being said, it doesn't show my personal values/whether or not a game is first run, cib, part of my personal collection, etc., because I'm bad at reddit-formatting. But fret not, you fretting fretter! Here's my [google doc](https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AiAXZIipkpgYdGh3TDJhOU82UmMzZ0VTOEdmM095MUE&usp=drive_web#gid=15), glistening with the silvery sheen of a freshly-updated spread sheet, which has all the aforementioned information. Have trust issues? Here are some [confirmed swaps](http://www.reddit.com/r/mushroomkingdom/comments/1oimxx/murmurringjoey_confirmed_trades/). **Gamecube** * Alien Hominid * Animal Crossing * Billy Hatcher * Donkey Kong: Jungle Beat * Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance * Harvest Moon: Another Wonderful Life * Harvest Moon: Magical Melody * Kirby's Air Ride * Mario Kart Double Dash * Megaman Anniversary Collection * Metal Arms: Glitch in the System * Metroid Prime * Paper Mario: TTYD * Rayman Arena * Resident Evil 0 * Sonic Adventure 2 Battle * Sonic Mega Collection * Soul Calibur II * Starfox Adventures * Star Wars: Rouge Leader- Rouge Squadron II * Super Mario Sunshine * Super Monkey Ball 2 * Super Smash Bros Melee * Timesplitters 2 * Viewtiful Joe * Viewtiful Joe 2 * WarioWare: Mega Party Games * Wind Waker * Zelda Collector's Edition **N64** * Banjo Kazooie * Banjo Tooie * Pokemon Stadium * Starfox 64 * Super Mario 64 **SNES** * Donkey Kong Country * Super Mario All-Stars * Super Mario World **3DS** * Fire Emblem: Awakening * Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop Distance * The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds * Pokemon X **Wii** * Blast Works * Donkey Kong Country Returns * Geometry Wars: Galaxies * Kirby's Dream Collection * Kirby's Epic Yarn * The Last Story * Metal Slug Anthology * No More Heroes 2 * Pikmin 2 * Sin and Punishment: Star Successor * Super Mario Galaxy 2 * Super Smash Bros. Brawl * Trauma Center: New Blood * Warioland: Shake it! * Zack and Wiki * Zelda: Twilight Princess * Zelda: Skyward Sword **Gameboy/GBA/DS** * Advance Wars: Days of Ruin * Advance Wars: Dual Strike * Astro Boy: Omega Factor * Bangi-O Spirits * Brain Age * Grand Theft Auto * Hotel Dusk * Kirby Tilt N' Tumble * Klonoa: Empire of Dreams * Looney Tunes: Duck Amok * Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story * Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga * Megaman Zero Collection * Meteos * Pokemon Blue * Pokemon: White 2 * Warioware: Touched * Zelda: Link's Awakening **Wii U** * Nintendo Land * Pikmin 3 * Rayman Legends * Super Mario 3D World * Super Scribblenauts **PSP** * Crush * Daxter * Disgaea: Afternoon of Darkness * Gradius Collection * Lumines * Megaman Powered Up * Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker * Metropolis * N+ * Sega Genesis Collection **PS/2** * GTA: San Andreas * GTA: Vice City * Midway Arcade Treasures * Resident Evil: Dead Aim * HItman 2 * Ultimate Spider Man * Sly 3 * XIII * We <3 Katamari * Kingdom Hearts * Kingdom Hearts 2 * Dragon Ball Z: Budokai 2 * Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 2 * Shadow of the Colossus * Okami * Final Fantasy IX **PS3** * 2K Essentials Collection (Bioshock, Borderlands, Xcom: Enemy Unknown) * Batman: Arkham City * Borderlands 2 * Brutal Legend * Dark Souls * Deus Ex: Human Revolution * Dragon Ball Z: Burst Limit * Fallout 3 * God of War Saga * Hitman: Absolution * Jak HD Collection * LittleBigPlanet 2 * Metal Gear Solid 4 * Metal Gear Solid HD Collection * Ni No Kuni * Ninja Gaiden: Sigma * Portal 2 * Ratchet and Clank: All 4 One * Ratchet Future: Crack in Time * Ratchet Future: ToD * Ratchet HD Collection * Sly HD Collection * Sonic and Sega All Stars Racing * Tomb Raider * Valkyria Chronicles **Xbox/360** * Banjo: Nuts n' Bolts/Viva Pinata * Beyond Good and Evil * Deathrow * Enter the Matrix * Fable: The Lost Chapters * Gears of War 2 * Gears of War 3 * Halo 2 * Jet Set Radio Future/Sega GT * Mass Effect 2 * Oddworld: Stranger's Wrath * Panzer Dragoon Orta * Sonic The Hedgehog (06') * Splinter Cell * Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow * The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King **Dreamcast** * Armada * Ooga Booga **Empty DS Cases** * Bleach: Dark Souls * Brain Age * Disney Meteos * Hotel Dusk: Room 215 * Kirby Canvas Curse * Kirby: Squeak Squad * Mario Kart DS * Metroid Prime: Hunters * New Super Mario Bros * Pokemon Diamond * Professor Layton and the Curious Village * Rayman DS * Scribblenauts * Sonic Rush * Starfox Command * Super Mario 64 DS * Super Monkey Ball: Touch and Roll * The World Ends With You * Viewtiful Joe: Double Trouble * WarioWare: DIY * Yoshi Touch and Go * Yoshi's Island DS * Zelda: Phantom Hourglass **Loose Instruction Booklets** * Alien Hominid * Animal Crossing * Banjo Kazooie: Nuts n' Bolts * Beyond Good and Evil (Gamecube) * Burnout 3 * Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex * Donkey Kong: Jungle Beat * Donkey Konga * Donkey Konga * Dragon Ball Z: Budokai (Gamecube) * Fable II * Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles * Garfield: Caught in the Act * Gundam Federation vs Zeon * Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets * Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life * Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life * Haven: Call of the King * Hey You, Pikachu! * Ico * Katamari Damacy * Megaman Legends * PacMan World 2 * Psychonauts * Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando * Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal * Robotech Battlecry * Sonic Mega Collection * Sphinx and the cursed mummy (gamecube) * Spiderman (gamecube) * Super Monkey Ball: Deluxe (PS2) * Super Smash Bros. * Super Smash Bros. Melee * Taz Wanted * The Legend of Zelda (NES) * The Legend of Zelda Collector's Edition * The Legend of Zelda Oacrina of Time/Masterquest * The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker (Special Preview! Booklet) * The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker * Ty the Tasmanian Tiger 2 * Vexx * Viewtiful Joe * Viewtiful Joe 2 * Wario Ware, inc. Mega Party Games! **Wants** * *Vita Console* * *Metroid Prime Trilogy* * Super Dodgeball Brawlers (DS) * Sega Genesis Console * NES Console * The first crappy Astro Boy game on the PS2 * PenPen Tricelon * Kirby's Return to Dreamland * Offers! I've also got a bunch of guide books, especially PS2 and Gamecube era ones, so just a-lemme know if your looking for something in particular. And! On one final note- I'm about to redo my professional animator/voice actor website, so if you're bored, and wanna PM me some critiques/feedback on my current build, [here's that](http://www.joeynasseranimation.com/).
Hey there guys, I'm BrahmastraHD and I'm a machinima director for the comedy-action series called "F.T.W. Police". Its a Halo Machinima with comedy and action and so far, these roles haven't been given. However, I need 1 female voice actress and two male voice actors to fill in these roles. The most important roles are the female role and the male role as they are the antagonists of this season. FEMALE ROLE: Olivia Wilde: A calm, patient and seductive woman centering herself as the secondary antagonist. She is the only one who usually thinks logically about the plans for her clan and is usually mindful of her own self. Despite some ignorance towards her leader, she sticks around for egotistical purposes such as money. However, she has a deep desire for power and at the end of the series, her hidden emotions start to lash out; turning her sexy yet patient personality into that of a power hungry threat. MALE VILLIAN: Kallamari: This guy...is more of a scratchy yet condescending character. Being the hyperactive leader of the KKK Leeches, the main villains of Season 1, he's very paranoid about everything and usually lashes out whenever something doesn't go his way. Unlike Olivia, Kallamari is not calm and patient yet is more villainous and cruel when certain events take place that reflect about his past and his connections with the main heroes. He's very over the top and can be a fun character if put with alot of emotion and character but don't forget, he's the main villlian!! OTHER MALE CHARCTER: Lucas Body: A lady's man who doesn't have charm and is the humble assistant to Olivia. He leads a squad of KKK Leeches fanboys calling themselves "The Love Squad" and they're the most powerful fighting force of the clan! In his mind, he thinks he's the most gorgeous man in the world and the only one to win Olivia's affection! He acts pretentious and is usually the more squeaky type; the opposite of a lady's man. He can also be labelled as a coward as he only lets his men to fight them and not himself. The actor in this role needs to be a little flamboyant for this role! That's it!! Also, to check up on the series, you'll need to head to my YouTube channel at : https://www.youtube.com/user/BrahMastraHD Then, to check out the previous episodes for more about the series, check out these links for the first 5 episodes! Hope you guys contact me soon on my hotmail account at: BrahmastraHD@gmail.com!! Episode 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFa5iUh3-sY&list=TLb_83Mdpq02RCM0W-_s8euQIMs4GVJ3aQ Episode 2:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7igjNPw4mU Episode 3:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXdgE8F68YY Episode 4:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dqJy9jO8fU Episode 5:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tpVHR4o6Lk